How would you survive in the wilderness?

You are in the wilderness with a bag of chips, a can of coke, a pencil, half a sheet if notebook paper, and lotion. In the woods are man eating bears, hornets, and Nazis.How would you survive in the wilderness?
Wow Mark, we must have been to the same place. I too was stranded in the wilderness. I used lotion covered hornets as treats to train the man eating bear to attack nazis on command. I enticed the nazis to my camp one by one by making a sign with the pencil and paper that said "Heir David Hasselhoff" with an arrow to the camp. Once my trained man eating bear had taken out all but one nazi, I took the bag of chips ot the last remaining nazi and gave it to him as a peace offering. Naturally he declined my offer because we all know... Nazis hate chips. That is when I used the tab off the can of coke as a reflective device to temporarily blind the nazi so I could steal his motorcycle. Luckily the motorcycle had a side cart so my trusty friend the man eating bear could be taken to safety.
It so happens that I was stuck in the woods two weeks ago with just my chips, a coke, pencil and paper. And coincidentally, I ran into hornets, bears and nazi's.



I ate the chips, drank the coke, killed the nazi's with my pencil and sent a note (with my pencil and paper) along with the trained homing hornets which got me rescuedHow would you survive in the wilderness?
i would find a big pine tree, if there was good branches i'd make a shelter in there. so id be off the ground from the bears and camouflauge it from the nazis

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